Sunday Morning Quickie (humor? 55)

Now that I’m much older and wiser, I’ve discovered lovemaking is all about timing—like knowing when your wife won’t be home. Seriously, I’ve been told multiple times that I’m an animal in the sack. Yep, that is 100% true. After all, I grunt, growl, and scratch before waking up to the smell of food.

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21 Responses to “Sunday Morning Quickie (humor? 55)”

  1. moondustwriter Says:

    Sunday morning *chuckle*
    really – all before noon?

    • Glad to cause chuckles… of course all before noon. lol I’m being totally serious 😉 —not.

  2. HAHAHAHAHA….that is so funny….
    you are getting REALLY GOOD at this, Adam!

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  4. Now, Now Adam, I just came home from church. But on the other thought that is one reason why God made man and women. hehehehehehe this is just too funny.

  5. LOL Just having some fun, Viola. Glad you enjoy the humor 🙂
    Enjoy the rest of your Sunday!

  6. Quickie already? lol 🙂
    How old are you?
    lol
    🙂
    I love this.
    Tooo fun!
    Keep it going.
    🙂 Have a fun week.

  7. “Sunday morning quickie..”…now THAT is an oxymoron now isn’t it ? *chuckle*

  8. Ah…you are a braver man than I….doesn’t it get cold on your side of the bed? 🙂

  9. dustus Says:

    lol I plead the 5th when it comes to the truth behind the humor

  10. Hehe that’s why my ex remains thus 😀

  11. Yikes… Shan, two of my good friends called me after this post to ask if I’m feeling okay. lol

  12. human beings are animals 🙂

  13. Xactly, the only thing 100% true in this “JOKE” is the literal comparison.

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