I’m pleading: “Dude… Let it go.”
…Waitress delivers shots, shakers, lime wedges, perspiring Coronas.
“Nope. Gonna buy that white house next door. Paint a Godzilla-sized middle finger on the side. Let her admire that every time she sprinkles her prize petunias.”
“Umm… that’s extremely juvenile.”
“Yep,” he belches. “But it’s good you’re finally laughing, Bro.”
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May 12, 2011 at 7:15 pm
Like the way you feel you are dumped into the middle of a script
and then its over …
Happy Friday (almost)
May 12, 2011 at 9:00 pm
LOL That’s funny. Pretty irritating to the neighbor (his ex?)
May 13, 2011 at 12:48 am
oml…G should get a kick out of this one…i’d say instead of the bird, paint her your words…much greater sting…
May 13, 2011 at 1:09 am
excellent…..and what a painting that would be…
May 13, 2011 at 1:33 pm
Okay…talking about a fun reading…had to chuckle out loud as I listened to this…thanks for the smiles.
May 13, 2011 at 2:36 pm
lol nice
May 13, 2011 at 3:19 pm
Yuck! But yes, I want to do the same
May 13, 2011 at 3:49 pm
What some people will do for a laugh! lol
May 13, 2011 at 4:16 pm
LOL…now we see the dark side of your soul…smiles
May 13, 2011 at 5:14 pm
It IS good when we make our friends laugh!
xo
May 14, 2011 at 10:02 pm
I must say, I like the idea!
May 14, 2011 at 10:58 pm
hehe…hmm…i have known a few neighbors…smiles.
May 15, 2011 at 2:20 am
A good tale! Haha!
July 30, 2011 at 1:36 pm
had to have a peek and see what 55 was ~ and it was real neat ~ 🙂
yep let her chew on that ~ :)_ Lib ~ hope you’re OK